Description
Wouldst thou like the taste of butter…? (Dairy-free, of course!) A pretty hoodie? The Baking Pagan’s delightfully wicked slogan is now on a unisex eco-smart pullover hoodie! Our fun grimoire-style slogan will tell the world that thou wouldst like to live deliciously. Tell ’em Black Phillip sent you!
Product features
– Adjustable hood with drawstring for a customizable fit, you know, like any hoodie ever made
– Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to store your vape
– Constructed without side seams for a sleek, attractive look.
– Buy this for your boy/girl/enby-friend and then steal it back for maximum coziness.
– Made with a blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, with variations for different colors.
– Crafted with up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles to promote sustainability.
– Also doubles as a mobile cat-friendly human-heated apartment
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– We’re serious, don’t f*cking dryclean it
– We won’t be held responsible if you dryclean this thing
– May the gods forgive you
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